April 2012
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Lettuce.
Dad: Who wants lettuce in their sandwich?
Jen: I do.
Dad: It looks a bit old though. It's geriatric.
Me: It's an old age pensioner lettuce.
Jen: It's wrinkly
Dad: Do you want it or not?
Jen: It's dying.
Me: It's on its deathbed. Or death-bread!
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